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2008-11-04 14:13:46 by mranarchy
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THATS RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
You only need to ASK ME and you'll get to be on my SECRET AWESOME INSIDE FRIENDS LIST THAT NOONE ELSE CAN BE ON BECAUSE THEY'LL NEVER GET ON IT FAGGOTS YEAH SIGN UP TODAY AND GET A FREE BAG OF MEMBERSHIP YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT DO IT DO IT YEAH AWESOME TOTALLY DUDE!!!!!!11!!1one!!1!

PEOPLE ON MY LIST NAO-LOOK AT THEM, THEY OBVIOUSLY HAVE BIGGER PENISES THAN YOU BUT YOU CAN BE AS BIG AS THEM BY SIGNING UP FOR THE LIST YEAH WOAH WOAH WOAH AWESOME.

portugal1 THIS GUYS IS AMAZING LOOK AT HIM AND HOW HE'S ON MY FRIENDS LIST

Elder500 HOLY SHIT THIS ONE IS LIKE THE BEST PERSON ON HERE HE'S SO MUCH MORE AWESOME THAN EVERYONE ELSE APART FROM ALL THE OTHER ONES WHAT.

TheSmegOMG HE CALLED THE QUIZ USELESS BUT THATS ARIGHT BECAUSE HE HAS AN EXPONENTIALLY LARGE COCK THAT YOU WANT TO SUCK UNLESS YOU'RE ON THIS LIST YEAH!!!

arctic-zone HOLY SHIT THIS GUY COULD EASILY BE EVERY PERSON ON THIS LIST, THATS HOW AMAZING HE IS YEAH DUDE YEAH

mwmike WOAH THIS GUY IS LIKE COCK-SPANKINGLY AWESOME DUDE YOU SO SHOULD SO TOTALLY LIKE LOOK AT HIM EVEN BEFORE YOU READ ALL THIS TEXT YEAH YEAH YEAH MAN

jtm17 BEFORE HE WAS HERE THIS LIST SUCKED BUT NOWS HE'S MADE IT A BILLION TIMES COOLER AND ALSO SO ARE THE PEOPLE ON THE LIST ALREADY AWESOME WOAH YEAH RADICAL

sirtom93 DUDE THIS GUY IS LIKE THE ONLY ONE PERSON ON THIS LIST DUE TO HIS AWESOME EVERYONE ELSE WOULDN'T BE HERE IF THIS GUY HAD'NT TOLD ME TO PUT THEM UP BECAUSE HE'S SO CHIPMUNK-RAPINGLY COOL AND I DID IT MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN.

ZachMM OH DEAR LORDY JESUS CHRIST IN A BUCKET IGNORE EVERYTHING ELSE I SAID APART FROM EVERYTHING ELSE BECAUSE THIS GUY IS THE VERY PINNACLE OF AWESOME COOL AND DUDE.

the-dz WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH HOLD UP THIS GUY HAS CHANGED EVERYTHING WITH HIS WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF COOL YOU THOUGHT THAT THAT ACTOR WHO YOU JACK OFF TO EVERY NIGHT WAS COOL WELL YOU AINT SEEN NOTHING YET.

McJesus HOLY FUCK YOU SHOULD BE HONORED JUST TO BE ABLE TO SEE A TINY GLIMPSE OF THE PURE MIND-BLOWINGLY COOL SHIT THAT THIS GUY EXUDES AT A RATE YOU CANNOT EVEN DREAM OF MAN.

Jon4life OH DEAR LORD THIS ONE IS IT, THE BEST ONE YET MAN APART FROM THE OTHER ONES YOU KNOW I'M TALKING ABOUT HE'S SO AMAZING THAT IF YOU LOOK DIRECTLY AT HIS USERPAGE ALONE FOR TOO LONG YOUR FACE WILL MELT LIKE THAT NAZI FROM INDIANA JONES MAN YEAH

SBB DUDE THIS GUY IS TOTALLY AWESORADICALICIOUS THE FACT HE'S A MOD IS NOW INSIGNIFICANT BECAUSE HE'S ON THIS LIST BITCHES YEAH COOL TOTALLY MAN THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN EVER HOPE TO BE AS COOL AS THIS

super-sense OH MAN HOLY FUCK THIS GUY IS SO SUPER THAT YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO SEE THAT HE HAS SUPER IN HIS NAME BUT HE'S NOT JUST SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER HE'S ALSO TOTALLY AWESOME WOAH MAN TOTAL COOL

KP94 OH WOW DUDE CHECK THIS OUT ITS LIKE HE'S THE BEST POSSIBLE PERSON EVER THE SUN DOESN'T JUST SHINE OUT HIS ARSE YOU COULD SO FAR AS TO SAY HE EMITS CONCENTRATED LAZERS FROM EVERY SINGLE BODILY ORIFICE.

AsthmaticHamster JESUS CHRIST THIS GUY COULD QUITE POSSIBLY BE THE EPITOME OF AWESOME COOL SUPER WOW YEAH AWESOME YOU MAY AS WELL KILL YOURSELF NOW YOUR LIFE WILL NEVER GET BETTER THAN LOOKING AT THIS DUDE.

SonicSheep HOOOOOOLD THE FUCKING SHIT UP MAN!!!!!!!!! THIS GUY IS THE BEST GUY EVER IN ALL DIMENSIONS OF SPACE AND TIME ITS ALMOST INCONCEIVABLE TO EVEN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND THE AWESOME CONTAINED HERE

Kagoe WOAH MAN IF YOU CLICK THAT LINK YOUR COMPUTER MAY NOT BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE AWESOME THAT IT LEADS TO UNLESS YOUR COMPUTER IS A 9001 SUPER MOTHERFUCKING DUPER SHITSTORM RAPIST 50000000000000 DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE WAIT YOU HATE ME WHAT NOW

Tiki-Dog NO WAY IN HEAVEN EARTH LIMBO HELL OR INDEED ANY PLANE OF EXISTENCE COULD ANYONE APART FROM THE GUYS ON THIS LIST COME CLOSE TO THE COOL AND NO WAI FACTOR OF THIS ONE JESUS CHRIST ON A BIKE THIS IS AWESOME GODAMM IT

solardave DUDE YOU'LL PROBABLY WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF AFTER SEEING THIS GUY KNOWING THAT NOTHING YOU EVER DO IN LIFE WILL MAKE YOU AS AWESOME SUPER PARTY PARTY PARTY
AS HIM YEAH MAN UNLESS YOU'RE ON THE LIST MAN

joabos BECAUSE IF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WAS AS BADDASS AND AWESOME AS THIS GUY IT WOULD PROBABLY OVERLOAD AND THERE'D BE A CELESTIAL BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH SO BE GLAD YOU'RE NOT AS COOL AS THIS GUY YOU CAN STILL LOOK UP TO HIM IN INFINITE WONDER THOUGH

xTOXICxEMPIRE W-W-W-WOAAAAAHHHHHH JUST LOOKING AT THIS GUY IS LIKE HAVING YOUR BRAIN SMASHED IN WITH A GIANT BRICK MADE OF AWESOME MAN I BET YOU WERE ON THIS LIST NOW HUH YEAH DUDE

Transformer DUDE THIS GUY MAKES EVERYONE YOU EVER LOOKED UP TO BE IT OPTIMUS PRIME BRUCE WILLIS OR YOUR DAD LOOK LIKE DRIED FAECES SNORTING FUCKWITS BECAUSE DAMMIT THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF HOLY CRAP AWESOME YEAH

H-K-S THIS COLOSSAL PILE OF PURE FUCK YEAH FACTOR PROBABLY CAME FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION OR SOME SHIT BECAUSE I CAN SEE NO WAY THAT THIS AMOUNT OF INCREDIBLE AWESOME COULD BE CONCEIVED ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT PLANET MAN

groundpwndr WATCHING THIS DUDE IS LIKE ORGASMS FOR YOUR EYES MAN SOSOSOSOSOSOSO AWESOME THAT YOU'VE PROBABLY ALREADY BROKEN DOWN WITH THE DEPRESSION OF YOUR NONAWESOMENESS HAVENT YOU EH

Scuzzfest THERE IS NO GOD OR RATHER THERE CANNOT BE ANY HIGHER POWER THAN THIS TOTALLY CHAINSAW DEVOURINGLY AWESOME DUDE MAN YEAH SUPER PARTY COOL DUDE TOTALLY

Racoonmario YOU KNOW IF YOU WERE TO LIVE THE LIFE OF THIS GUY FOR ONE DAY I ASSURE YOU YOU COULD IN NO WAY MAKE IT SEEM AS FUCKING MIND-TWISTINGLY A-A-A-A-A-AWESOME AS HE CAN ALREADY JUST BECAUSE THAT IS THE WAY HE ROLLS MAN

Kyothine NO WAY THIS GUY IS BETTER THAN EVERYONE ON THIS LIST EXCEPT FOR ALL THE PEOPLE ON THE LIST WOAH DUDE YEAH MAN COOL

NoodleCreme REMEMBER THAT FILM WERE YOU THOUGHT OH MY GOD IT DOESNT GET ANY MORE AWESOME THAN THIS WELL THIS GUY WILL SHIT ALL OVER YOUR FILM WHILST SIMULTANEOUSLY MAKING YOUR BRAIN EXPLODE WITH HIS ACOOLSOMENESS HE'S SO COOL IMMA LET HIM SAY WHAT HE LIKES ABOUT ME JUST BECAUSE ATTENTION FROM HIM IS SIMPLY THE BEST THING A MAN CAN EVER HOPE FOR YEAH

kornrox IF THIS GUY EVER TURNS ON US THEN WE ARE ALL FUCKED BUT WE'LL BE ABLE TO DIE HAPPY BECAUSE WE'VE SEEN EVEN JUST A TNY GLIMPSE OF THE PURE AWESOME HERE

Jon4life IF THIS GUY HAD A TWIN AND THEY GOT INTO THAT LARGE HADRON COLLIDER SHIT AND SPAN ROUND AND HIT EACH OTHER THE RESULTING PARTICLE OF AWESOME WOULDN'T JUST CREAT A BLACK HOLE IT'D FUCKING MAKE A RAINBOW HOLE THAT WOULD RAPE YOUR BRAIN WITH AWESOME BEFORE SUCKING YOU IN MAN YEAH

ChocEliteBar MAN JUST TO LOOK AT THIS GUY YOU SHOULD BE PREPARED TO KILL YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY AND DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU EVER OWNED BECAUSE YEAH YEAH YEAH MAN FUCK

Kunera H-H-H-H-HOLY COW MOLESTING SHIT THIS DUDE IS AWESOME BUT EVEN MORE AWESOME DUE TO THE BEING ON THE LIST MAN THIS LIST IS COOL YEAH

Rig NO MOTHERFUCKING WAY NOT JUST IS THE COOLEST AUDIO MOD EVAR ON THE LIST OF AWESOME BUT THE COOLEST GUY WITH A THREE CHARACTER NAME ON NEWGROUNDS YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO EVEN LOOK AT THE NAME BITCH

GoldBloodedDragon FUCK YOU MAN THIS GUY IS EVEN MORE AWESOME THAN THAT TIME I SAID THE OTHER GUY WAS AWESOME JESUS MY EYES ARE BLEEDING JUST FROM EVEN THINKING ABOUT THE HOL-SHI-LOOK AT THAT AWESOMENESS FACTOR HERE FUCK YOU

Spaghetti14 FIND THE MOST INSANELY COOL THING YOU HAVE, MIX IT WITH THE BLOOD OF DRAGONS AND THE SEMEN OF VIKINGS BEFORE PUSHING I UP YOUR BUTT AND YOU MAY BEGIN TO GET A VAGUE TWINKLING OF THE AWESOME THAT IS THIS DUDE

Llizzardis OH GOD THIS IS IT, THE DEFINITION OF THE SUPER-SECRET AWESOME N THIS LIST APART FROM ALL THE OTHER ONES HOLY CRAP WOAH MAN IF THERE WAS A PLANET POPULATED BY PEOPLE THIS AWESOME THEN THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE WOULD KILL ITSELF FROM ITS SHEER RELATIVE FAILURE

RobotTaco ARE ROBOTS AWESOME? YES! ARE TACOS AWESOME? YES! MIX THESE TWO THINGS WITH EVERYTHING ELSE AWESOME THERE EVER HAS BEEN AND WILL BE AND YOU GET THIS HUMONGOUS PILE OF GODLINESS MAN!!!

Black-Ops NO WAY MAN THIS DUDE HAS EVERYTHING GOING FOR HIM THE WORLD IS NOW BLACK AND GREY TO ME BECAUSE I AM UNLIKELY EVER TO LAY MY EYES ON ANYTHING QUITE LIKE THIS MAN EVER EVER EVER EVER

iMiserableWOAH NOW YOU KNOW THAT PLAY LES MISERABLES WELL THAT WAS NOT COOL OR INTERESTING AT ALL BUT CONVERSELY THIS GUY IS LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE THE TOTAL OPPOSITE OF THAT BECAUSE DAMN HE IS AS FULLY AWESOME AS ONE COULD EVER BE YEAH

cHunter THIS GUY IS LIKE MY MOST AWESOME FRIEND ON THE LIST IN THIS EXACT POSITION WOAH MAN HOLY CRAP YOU LOVE HIM AND YOU HATE YOURSELF FOR YOUR FAILURE YOU STUPID MORON HAHAHAHAHA

In other news, nerds and other socially incompetent people worldwide can rejoice, there is now a definitive unquestionable guide on how to be cool.

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I'm going to go down the ghetto and try his tips on all my homies.


Madness?

2008-09-24 15:55:15 by mranarchy
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Sugs>Krinkles


WOOP WOOP, IMMA GOING LONDON MEETUP <edit> NO IVVA BEEN MEETUP YAY

2008-08-29 19:07:01 by mranarchy
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So...out of bordem, fustration, curiosity and the fact that I just need to gt that little bit more out of newgrounds, I am going to the 3rd Newgrounds London meet. tomorrow!

Now Luis said that 'you can just turn up'

As much as I'd like the day to go well, maybe meet some new people and have a good time, I predict it to go like this

I turn up, vaguely acknowledge myself to an already established group of long time NG friends, hang around fringes of group as they have good time, occasionally attempting to have a chat with someone and failing to really bond, get pushed out of group as 18+ lot (ie the majority) go to a bar, (I has no ID D:)

The above is principally because I have never really established myself on newgrounds, I have no flash or audio, I have a large amount of shitty posts and have never really made any specific friends through this site, looking at the meetup thread, it seems that most people know each other...leaving me and a few others to be the 'loner-taggers on'

However, this being said, nothing ventured, nothing gained, I might just learn something from the soul-crushing experience of being shunned by internet nerds. and by next year, I may have finally got some animations started (I've been learning claymation for a while now)

peace!

Oh yeah! apparently I used to be a mod and would make a better one than EyeLovePoozy ... HAHA!!!...wheere do these people get their Ideas?

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Well it was'nt as bad as I anticipated, I met some nice people (I can only guess names, I'll confirm who they are when I see some tagged pictures) And forced them to talk with me >:(..eh its obnoxious but better than just not talking to anyone.

I also took a bunch of shitty pictures

OK, the day went as follows

-Turned up half an hour early to the meetup point, I was surprised to see a bunch of people in newgrounds Tshirts already there.

-Awkwardly muttered 'erm is this the ng meetup?' met by sarcasm 'no its the lolcats one' hur hur

-Over next 40 minutes talk with people until luis showed up and we went to namco...I still say that trocadero would have been a bette choice but apparently (The eye is a good meeting point) so meh

-We all played some bowling, I suck

-then we went down to a bar,at this point I realised I had forgotten my ID so >name here later< very kindly went and got me a pear cider....which I then spilled on myself

-hanging around in a bar for a few hours, occasionally going to play shooter games and stuff, other people went to mcdonalds and played DDR, at this point everyone was very much separated into their social groups for the day...It consisted of all the 'cool guys' (lol) who where well into the whole meetup thing and staying at a magical flat in Russell square

-the drunken nutter that was 'dean' became apparent, we all went to drive the dodgems and he shouted 'twat' all the time...at one point I was in a dodgem with him...that was interesting :)

Videos of the loveable man

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I took this one...he was showing of his boxers with hasslehoff on them all day

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-we all left to go to glouster road for some reason, Tom from the sfb was very much in control now...he was like gandalf, leading us on a quest which could have been done much more easily if we had gone to a restaraunt in westminster..but there is apparently a brilliant one in GR...I did'nt think so but whatever

-Lost Dean in westminster...Oh noes!!!

-Nobody was that hungry, but we swarmed a restaurant...I talked with some guys including BannaBreadMuffin(OMG NO WAI A MOD!!!!) and Scuzzfest.

-Me and scuzzfest buy waffles and act out weebls 'waffles'

-everyone planning to go clubbing, I know I might not get in due to lack of ID but decide to go anyway...Take the tube to Covent Garden

-Everything fucks up...people get split into loads of little groups, ones going to the flat, ones tht took a taxi etc etc

-SFB Tom tries to reorganise it all...some half of everyone slowly meets up in covent garden-still a bunch of people at the magic mystery flat.

-Went to a pub around soho, again spit into two groups on accounta bouncer wont let me or some other guys in :'(

-We did all manage to get into a bar called walkabout, have a few drinks as the flat lot come over

-The group finally all together Tom decided we needed to go the the sports bar off leicester square

-everyone apart from me gets in, I feel kinda sad hat I cant say goodbye, I wave vaguely through the window and trudge to the tube...a depressing end to an otherwise fun day :)

Random pic from the trip...

WOOP WOOP, IMMA GOING LONDON MEETUP <edit> NO IVVA BEEN MEETUP YAY


All my best threads r blong 2 u.

2008-05-23 06:55:32 by mranarchy
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So in a kind of pathetic, attention whoring way, I'm going to try and find all the largely successful threads I've made over the years, I will be updating this regularly because There is no way I'm going to look for all of them in one sitting.

Feel free to bump the unlocked ones, some of these could do with a second lease of life.

Post your nationality Actually this one is nothing special, I'm just using it as an example of the dozens of shitty threads I made that could be easily answered and thus stacked up around 4-8 pages of one word comments.

NG grand prix Art forum collab that eventually spawned a sub-par flash that was recently deleted. Be sure to post your submission in the 2008 one.

I swallowed something white and gloopy story thread that only reached two pages despite the overwhelming amount of positive comment, I demand you Bump this >:(

I desecrated a famous artwork Art statement I made in the tate modern, got some amazing feedback from many users including Mindchamber who said "never have I felt such an overwhelming sense of respect in one post till now
I couldnt agree with you more. and I love what you did here," That made me feel special :3

What NG users dislike you? At the height of my reign of flaming/spamming I had a lot of enemies, I decided to compile them all into one thread which then reached 12 pages.

Must have Under 1000 posts to be rated. A parody thread of This . I think I thought that I was 'standing up for the little guy ' I was quite happy with it and was disappointed when it got locked. I even asked Wade if I cold get it unlocked eventually getting this answer "I thought my response sounded more like a no. The rating topics are stupid and have lead to problems in the past"...I lost faith in WadeFulp that day :'(

What names do you remember on NG? easiest long-thread ever as its so easy to answer to...16 pages of complete pointlessness

How to get an easy +120 reply topic This didn't get many replies, but I feel it made a decent point about 'patriotism' on the BBS. Seriously, stop bitching about everyone else's country!

Tom=capitalist sellout A puny 4 pages, However,Tom posted in it :D and Bluehippo drew a little picture I thus deem it a triumph! On the thread itself-it was a quick observation on the ad on the front page, people seemed to think I was actually attacking Tom. Listen-I know that Newgrounds has to pay for a lot of bandwith so ads like that are inevitable, but that does'nt mean we cant tease Him about it :3

Make bad puns with Google Images. Again, nothing particularly special as a thread (although I'd like to think that its fairly original) But the fact that it reached 10 pages in just one day real impressed me. Full size not known yet as its been on page 1 of general for a good 24 hours now and shows no signs of dying yet.

On an unrelated note, I found an old .gif I made in pivot.

All my best threads r blong 2 u.


*bashes head against wall*

2008-04-25 15:46:45 by mranarchy

Well I think that this is just funny...
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I'm just interested as to whether anyone ever reads these 'New posts' and If there is any point in me making them as a result.

so...

A.did you read this?

B.Why?

C.Why did you visit my userpage

Now comments plz lol.



Well this is shit-my computer screen broke after the 'dangerous book for boys' fell on it and then I missed the NG site redesign release 'cos I was in france-so I have'nt been {A} able to post or vote for a while{B}able to appreciate the secksay new layout with everybody else.

anyway-this is me-creator of the mildley succseful art forum collab 'NG grand prix' (now a sub-par flash)

Nominee of 'worst poster' and 'biggest spammer' in the BBS awards

succesfull attention whore (although I've calmed down now)